


Happy birthday dear sister, I hope you have a *memorable* day! It is said that if you don’t do wild things while you’re young, you’ll have nothing to talk about when you’re old. The best part of being your sister is having a best friend that is almost as pretty as me. Happy Birthday to my big sister, who keeps me sane… when she’s not driving me crazy. Sis, you are like a parent, teacher and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing. Happy Birthday to the most annoying big sister. But I like the childhood I shared with you. Happy birthday to the bossiest best sister. I used to think that you were just born bossy, then I realized you were just born first- so I guess you’re off the hook since you were just being a big sister. Happy Birthday to the person who witnessed most of my childhood injuries, and caused quite a few of them. This is my birthday wish for a sister who doesn’t want to hear that it’s her 35th birthday! LOL! READ HERE > Heart Melting Happy Birthday To My Older Sister To Make Her Smile Happy Birthday Big Sister Funny Though you didn’t thank me for that yet I am wishing you a happy birthday twin. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have the chance to be here. You should feel lucky that I was born first. time to accept you as you are, beautiful wrinkles and all! Happy Birthday! Have a great one, sis!Įnjoy your birthday big sister! Thanks for always making me feel young and beautiful. Your birthday always reminds me of how lucky we were that we didn’t kill each other growing up. I love you more than pizza, and that is saying a lot! Happy birthday to the best slice around! I could wish 100 years of joyful youth but it seems like I’d be jealous if my hairs are all white and you’re still so young. But on today, I send you the sweetest of birthday wishes. Many times in my lifetime I’ve found myself wishing you weren’t my sister. But it can buy you a cake (which is basically the same thing). Happy birthday sis! Remember, money can’t buy you happiness. May your birthday remind you that this is probably a good time to stop looking in the mirror.
